The Bertha Bundle (Future)

We bake everything fresh to order, and dispatch orders twice per week. Your Future Bruce will be delivered on the date you specify at the time of ordering.

👉 Currently, 98% of all orders are delivered on time. In rare circumstances outside of our control, there may be a delay with the courier which could mean that your order is delivered a day late

👉 We only deliver on Tuesdays and Fridays

👉 You must be available to take delivery or nominate an alternative address/safe place via the tracking link provided to you by DPD. We cannot return baked goods to the depot as this could affect quality

For more FAQ's, please click here.

Bertha: Double Cream (Milk), Dark Chocolate (Cocoa Mass, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Vanilla Extract), Milk Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass), Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Vanilla Extract), Sugar, Unsalted Butter (Milk), Wheat Flour (Gluten) (Wheat Flour with added Calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Pasteurised Egg, Water, Cocoa Powder, Sour Cream (Milk, Cream, Culture), Raising Agent (Mono Calcium Phosphate, Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt

See allergens in bold

May contain traces of Nuts and Peanuts

Suitable for vegetarians

Bertha Pudding: Sugar, Unsalted Butter (Milk), Wheat Flour (WheatFlour with added Calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Fudge Sauce (12%) (Water, Golden Syrup, Sugar, Cocoa Powder, Dark Compound Chocolate (Sugar, Fully Hydrogenated Vegetable Fat (Palm Kernel), Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Emulsifiers (Soya Lecithin, Sorbitan Tristearate), Natural Flavour), Vanilla Extract, Salt), PasteurisedEgg, Water, Dark Chocolate (8%) (Cocoa Mass, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Emulsifier (SoyaLecithin), Vanilla Extract), Sour Cream (Milk, Cream, Culture), Milk Chocolate (6%) (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass) Emulsifier (SoyaLecithin), Vanilla Extract), Cocoa Powder, Raising Agent (Mono Calcium Phosphate, Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt

For allergens see ingredients in bold

May contain traces of Nuts and Peanuts

Bertha's Bombs: Sugar, Butter (Milk), Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour with added Calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Pasteurised Egg, Water, Sour Cream (Milk, Cream, Culture), Dark Chocolate (Cocoa Mass, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Vanilla Extract), Milk Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass) Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Vanilla Extract), Whole Milk, Cocoa Powder, Raising Agent (Mono Calcium Phosphate, Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt

See allergens in bold

May contain traces of Nuts and Peanuts

Suitable for vegetarians

Bertha: We recommend that you eat Bertha on the day she arrives.

She'll keep in the fridge for another day if necessary, but make sure she's in the box she came in, or a sealed container.

We do not recommend freezing Bertha.

Bertha Pudding: Store in the fridge on the day of delivery, and consume within three days.

Our puddings freeze perfectly. If freezing, consume within one month.

Bertha's Bombs: If you want Bertha Bombs to be dense, and fudgy, keep them in the fridge. If you’d prefer them to be cakey, and a bit less rich, keep them at room temperature.

Why not keep one in the fridge, and one on the kitchen side? Multi-textual bomb party – count me in.

Bertha Bombs are always made fresh to order. Therefore, they will keep perfectly well for up to three days after you receive delivery.

We do not recommend freezing Bertha Bombs.

Baked goods are exempt from cancellation rights and our refund policy.